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Karen's avatar

Stinkbugs are gross and you, my friend, are astoundingly creative in your methods of eradication. I'm glad you soaked the vacuum bag; once these buggers get into the house, it is Very Bad. Also glad you've pushed ahead on the novel.

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Steve Shann's avatar

There's a post script Karen. After I'd written the post, I went outside to enjoy my bug-free citrus trees. There, on a lime tree leaf out of reach, was a pair of copulating stink bugs. I got the rubber gloves, ladder and bucket of hot water and dispatched them both. But then, on the highest leaf, I could just see the red antennae of another black one. I climbed as high on the ladder as my 78 year old body dared, but couldn't reach it. It was clearly disturbed, however, and as I watched, it rather grandly unfurled its wings, tested the air, and then launched itself into the air (possibly for the first time in its life). I could hear the buzz of its wings. It wove an uncertain path for the first couple of metres, and then more confidently struck a course directly towards my neighbour's lemon tree. My feelings, as they've been during the whole of this saga, were mixed.

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Karen's avatar

Haha. I hope you felt relief that you and your 78 year body dispatched the stupid bug. Your neighbor never needs to know….

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